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Brothels, man, they’re old as sin—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cos the girls howled for clients. Nuts, right? I stroll in, all cool, martini vibes, and this one chick—legs for days—winks at me. I’m like, “Fancy a dance, darling?” but nah, it’s all business, no soul. Pissed me off, honestly—where’s the charm? The game? Just cold cash and fake moans.

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Someone who arranges a meeting between a prostitute and a “john” and who takes a cut of the prostitute's revenue can be charged with both pimping and pandering.

Now, let’s gab ‘bout neighborhoods – oh boy, Montauk Hwy area is rad with little nooks you’d never expect. Some local spots got secret stories, like where I once spilled my coffee on a bench at Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park – pure madness, never seen such a light rain, felt like the heavens were cryin’ ‘cos of my spilled brew. Lol, I had a good chuckle about it later, y’know? That park’s got hidden trails, shady spots for some deep thinkin’, just me and nature, really special moments.

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