Lily Key Biscayne Brothel ❤️

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Hey there, happy little trees! So, brothel, huh? Man, what a wild ride thinkin bout that! I’m a baker, mixin dough, but brothel’s got its own flavor, ya know? Watched “Holy Motors” last night—damn, that flick’s trippy! “Weird is the new normal,” it says, and brothel fits right in. Picture this: dim lights, velvet curtains, smell o’ cheap perfume—kinda like my bakery on a bad day, ha!

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Set on the edge of sea grass flats where the turquoise waters of Biscayne Bay meet the Atlantic Ocean live a cluster of seven wooden shacks.

Ah, buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Key-Biscayne (us) – it's a dang relaxin' paradise, I swear! Git-R-Done! So, I been livin’ here for years, and man, this place hasn’t ever failed to blow my mind. I mean, you got Crandon Park just off Crandon Blvd, where the sandy beaches and chill vibes make ya feel like you’re floatin’ away into space, y’know? It sorta reminds me of that feel in Melancholia – “this is the end of the world” kinda but in a peaceful, “I can chill here forever” way.

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