Everly Kewanee Brothel ❤️

About Phoenix

I got mad once, hearin’ this story—some jerk stiffed a workin’ girl in Nevada. Legal joint, too! Brothels there rake in millions, legit. But this dude? Skipped out, no tip, nothin’. Pissed me off! These chicks hustle hard, y’know? Deserve respect. Then I laughed—heard bout a brothel in Amsterdam with a parrot that swears in Dutch. Freakin’ hilarious! “Polly wants a cracker—and your wallet, asshole!”

Kewanee Life Skills Re-Entry Center

Specially trained staff provides consultation, follow-up and treatment. Appointments can be made by calling in Kewanee or in Colona.

I work my magic in my massage parlor on Elm St – yes, Elm! You gotta hear this, friend: the energy on Elm is insane. I’ve noticed every single customer tells me, “Ida, Ida, Ida…” just like that movie line in "Ida" – which, by the way, is a masterpiece. I always say, “I can’t think of anything more beautiful,” and I mean, Kewanee makes me feel that!

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