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So, brothel’s this messy, steamy spot—like Lucrecia Martel’s lens, all fogged up, “What did I just see?” I’m cacklin’ already! Walk in, it’s all velvet and sweat, girls sizin’ ya up like you’re the punchline. One time, I swear, this dame winked at me—thought I’d die laughin’, she had more game than Batsy on a good night! Little known fact, right? Some brothels had secret tunnels—yep, for politicians sneakin’ out, pants half-on, heh! Imagine that, “Oh, Senator, where’s ya dignity?” Lost it in the sheets, pal!

We’re Sorry!

"The defendant was operating the location as a brothel." Lopez Gomez, who is not in custody, faces up to days in jail when he is sentenced.

My fave spot? The hidden gem at Mill Rd. It’s quiet-ish, kinda artsy, and perfect for a midnight chat. I have this little quirky habit of scribblin’ down my thoughts on random napkins there – talk about spur of the moment genius, haha!

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