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So, sex-dating – it’s Tinder, Grindr, whatever, swipin’ left n right like ya pickin’ apples at a market. I tried it once, got catfished HARD – dude said 6’2, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. Made me madder than a wet hen! “Don’t pee on my leg,” I wanted to yell, “you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” But ya live n learn, right? Little known fact – back in the 90s, folks used newspaper ads for this crap. “SWM seeks SWF for fun” – same game, shittier graphics.

Safety and Dignity. Always.

Oi, listen up, ya idiot sandwich! I'm not here to sugarcoat stuff – Keokuk is a bloody wild ride. So, here's my take, fast and furious. I've been runnin' my massage parlor on Main St., near the old Keokuk Bridge – you know the damned spot where the Mississippi and the Des Moines kinda hang out, mixin' their watery business. This city ain't for the faint-hearted, ya know? Its streets twist like a damn Turin Horse – echoing that bleak, relentless vibe of Béla Tarr’s masterpiece.

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