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Kendall Park, NJ

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The city’s a kaleidoscope of personalities. Neighborhood corners like The District near Elm and Pine are hubs of creativity – from street food that’ll spin your taste buds to tiny dive bars where locals drop wisdom like loose change. Every corner's got a tale. I once bumped into a retired MI6 agent at a hidden speakeasy – yeah, right under a neon sign on 5th – and he winked, “Shaken, not stirred, darling,” like it was a norm. Pure Bond-esque mystique, repeated vibes from my fave movie – man, that hit me hard.

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