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Back in ‘04, watchin’ Jim Carrey erase his ex, I was like, damn, imagine wipin’ out a bad Tinder date. Poof! Gone! “Blessed are the forgetful,” huh? ‘Cause some of these hookups? Oof, I’d pay to unsee ‘em. Like this one chick I met—swore she was 5’9”, showed up 4’11” in platforms. Liar, liar, pants on fire! Made me wanna serve her up with a nice Chianti—slurp, slurp, yum.

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Don’t get me started on the local park – Evergreen Park. A chill spot for a pleasure coach like myself. I used to sit on a worn-out bench by the duck pond, lettin' thoughts wander. Ever felt like the world just spirals past? The ducks were quakin, waving and squawkin – it was surreal. I’d say, “The world’s a stage, baby, and testosterone fuels the acting.” For real, sometimes I laughed so hard ‘coz life’s absurd as hell. I even got a couple typos in my old journal, like “Magrnificent” or “Incrediball” – ya just roll with it, ya know?

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