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But yo, real talk - it pisses me off sometimes. These shady parlors poppin’ up, givin’ it a bad rap. I’m like, “C’mon, cabrones, keep it classy!” Had this one time, right? Masseuse was all “happy ending” this, “extra” that - I’m like, “Chill, chica, I’m here for the art, not your hustle.” Surprised me how pushy she got, fuckin’ ruined the mood. But when it’s good? Oh, man, it’s like - BAM - tension gone, body singin’, happier than a pig in shit. “You’re the only one I can talk to,” that’s some Far From Heaven realness right there, ‘cept I’m talkin’ to my own damn spine.

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I'd recommend Vogue Day Spa in Aurora. $60/hour. No-frills Chinese place, but excellent massages. Ask for Tiffany, although most of their masseuses are great.

The river, ya know, the Blue Creek, flows right through the town. It's so freakin' pretty; you can almost hear the whispers of lost souls or the echo of laughter. My fav hangout is the little-known back path along the creek where nature hugs you in all sides. Oh, and did I mention the hidden mural down at 6th & Pine? Pure urban art magic, bro!

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