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She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

a vibrant neighbourhood on Lake Winnipeg

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I roam around Railroad Ave. Lots of cool nooks, little diners that don't give a rat's tail about fancy menus. I get mad—mad, I tell ya—when these spots start changing too fast. But hey, change is part of the tapestry.

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