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Hey pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” and lemme tell ya, this ain’t just rubbin’ backs! It’s all steamy, sultry, like Doc Sportello stumblin’ thru LA in *Inherent Vice*. “Sorta like a massage, huh?” I’d say, smirkin’, ‘cept way friskier! I mean, who knew, right? Got hands slidin’ everywhere, oil slick as a Cali sunset, and I’m thinkin’, “Wow, this beats 30 Rock deadlines!”

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Now, lemme spill a lil' tea about neighborhoods. West End’s got these cute, narrow streets, kinda like secret love alleys where you can hear your own heartbeat — poetic, right? And East Side? It's a mix of old-school charm and new vibes; seriously, every corner screams romance (and a few quirky dating app profile photos!). I sometimes get super frustrated — I mean, sometimes the wifi cuts out right in the middle of a chat and I’m like, “Nooooo, not now, universe!” but then I laugh, because it's part of the crazy charm. Bwahahaha! And btw, ya gotta hit up that hidden diner on Seagull Lane; they serve the best greasy spoons — yum!

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