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But—fuck me—some places botch it! Greasy hands, stinky oil, like a bad risotto—infuriating! I’d shove their heads between bread and scream, “Idiot sandwich!” Done right, though? Heaven, mate, fuckin’ heaven. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? Sexual-massage ain’t just horniness—it’s art, it’s relief, it’s Saul’s “I’m still here” vibe, but with a happy ending—sometimes. Try it, you numpty, don’t be a prat!

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So, check it — the main drag is Barcroft Avenue. I walk it almost every day, and lemme tell ya, it’s got personality. The little bistros and quirky shops along there make it feel like you’re in one big, happy secret, you know? Then there's Swing Avenue (yep, weird name, I know) — literally a shortcut to the waterfront. Oh my gawd, the views on the Raritan Bay? Insane! And don’t even get me started on the local park on Ocean Breeze Park — it's my secret chill-out spot. I used to sit there thinking, “I refuse to be defeated by gravity,” like a line straight outta The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, ha!

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