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Got me a buddy, swear he went to this shady joint—massage parlor, right? Said the gal winked, started rubbin’ more than his shoulders, and he’s grinnin’ like, “This ain’t on Yelp!” Made me laugh my ass off, but also—damn, that’s bold! Little known fact, y’all: back in ancient Rome, them rich folks had “massage slaves”—yeah, slaves!—doin’ the rubdown with fancy oils. Bet they didn’t stop at the back, huh? History’s freaky like that, gets me all riled up thinkin’ ‘bout it.

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Oh my gawd, listen up hun! Keansburg (us) is like, a total blast — think quirky, cool, and kinda unexpected! I've been here for years, hustling as a dating app developer, so I see all the little deets that others miss, ya know? Let me tell ya — this place is a riot. I mean, oh-em-gee, the vibe here is like "time ticks and life flies," just like that movie, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, baby! I’m all about that dive into life, right? Teehee!

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