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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ one out, nah! It’s old as fuck, goes back to them ancient Chinese cats, 2700 BC, usin’ it to fix your chi or some shit. I’m like, “Motherfucker, that’s dope!” Hands slidin’, fixin’ your energy—ain’t that a trip? But here’s the kicker—some parlors, they shady as hell. Got me pissed, yo! Dudes thinkin’ it’s all happy endings—nah, son, real sexual-massage is legit, therapeutic as fuck. Don’t fuck it up with that sleazy bullshit!

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Chiropractor in Kaysville behind bars after allegedly sexually assaulting a client during a massage. Another cient had complained about him last May.

Now, I gotta mention Oneida Park – it's my go-to spot for deep thinkin’ and even deeper sighs. Perfect for people-watchin’ and makin’ up dirty stories in my head, hah! That park runs right alongside the Big Cottonwood Creek, a trickle of water that sings like “Chihiro, come on!” at dusk. Yeah, I might be dramatical, but it’s true.

Kaysville PD releases name of tree trimmer who died after suffering critical injuries