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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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No last minute bookings for new clients. At least 24 hours notice is required for to book your appointment.​; Credit card info is required for new clients.

Oh my gosh, let me tell ya, Kaufman is somethin’ else! Okay, so picture this: you're wandering down Maple Street – yeah, that one that curves past the old Kaufman town hall – and ya feel this vibe like, "Pretty, pretty good!" I mean, really, every corner here has a story, man! I’m a dating app guy, so I see all the quirky love stories happenin’ right on these cracked sidewalks, ya know?

Body of missing Farmers Branch man found in creek near Kaufman County Detention Center