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Gets me riled up tho – the fakes, the posers! Actin’ all fancy, then bam – ghosted! Hate that crap, makes my green blood boil. Fear leads to anger, see? But then – ha! – met this one escort, total legend. Cracked jokes, knew Star Wars, called me “Master” – I was grinning ear to ear, mate! “How do you live with it?” I asked, like Irene in the movie, all curious. “Easy,” she goes, “I’m me.” Respect, yo!

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So dig this: there’s a cozy little park on Elm Ave, where old timers gossip and kids run wild. I used to sit there, scribblin’ notes for my app, wonderin’ if love is real, ya know, sorta like in Dogville – “Did ya notice?” heck yeah I did notice! Now, here’s the kicker – the East River, right? It flows behind the city, glistenin’ like your last failed Tinder date (ugh, not that good sometimes).

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