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About San Jose

Now, here’s a lil’ nugget—didja know sex-dating’s been around forever? Romans had these freaky orgy parties, callin’ ‘em “lupercalia.” Dudes runnin’ naked, hookin’ up with whoever. Wild, right? Today’s version’s just got better Wi-Fi. Still, pisses me off when folks lie—catfishin’ with fake pics, wastin’ time. Had a buddy, swore he met “the one” online. Showed up, she’s 20 years older, smokin’ a cigar. Laughed my ass off, but damn, that’s cold. “C’est la vie,” Amélie’d shrug—life’s like that, messy and dumb.

A beginner's guide to sex

So dig this: there’s a cozy little park on Elm Ave, where old timers gossip and kids run wild. I used to sit there, scribblin’ notes for my app, wonderin’ if love is real, ya know, sorta like in Dogville – “Did ya notice?” heck yeah I did notice! Now, here’s the kicker – the East River, right? It flows behind the city, glistenin’ like your last failed Tinder date (ugh, not that good sometimes).

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