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Anyways, I’d probly suck at this. “Call it, friendo,” I’d say to some lady, tryin’ to sound cool. She’d just stare, like, “What’s this fat guy on about?” I’d be all nervous, thinkin’, “Homer, you idiot, this ain’t Springfield!” But then – whoa! – one time I saw this chick with a tattoo of a donut on her arm. “Mmm… donuts.” Nearly asked her out just for that!

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We hear the stories of John Blanke – Henry VIII's black trumpeter – along with a sailor, a prostitute, a silk weaver, a porter and a prince.

Oh my gosh, let me tell ya, Kaufman is somethin’ else! Okay, so picture this: you're wandering down Maple Street – yeah, that one that curves past the old Kaufman town hall – and ya feel this vibe like, "Pretty, pretty good!" I mean, really, every corner here has a story, man! I’m a dating app guy, so I see all the quirky love stories happenin’ right on these cracked sidewalks, ya know?

Kenneth J. Kaufman Obituary April 25, 2025