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So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s old as dirt, Egyptians did it, slatherin’ oils on pharaohs, probly with a wink. Little known fact: Romans had “frictio,” rubdowns turnin’ steamy in bathhouses. Gross, right? All that sweat and perfume—hate it. Makes me wanna chop wood ‘til my hands bleed just to feel normal. But some folks swear by it, say it’s “healin’,” gets the blood flowin’—down there, if ya catch my drift. Had me surprised, I’ll admit, first time I heard that. Happy? Hell no, angry as a bear with a sore ass. Who needs this crap? Gimme a steak and silence.

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Oh man, Kansas City by the river – the Missouri River – is something else. I mean, I watch sunsets on the riverfront, and it’s fancy, soft, and a little bittersweet. Reminds me of life’s tough moments. I’m usually in awe, thinkin' how family ties can bring both chaos and calm. Seriously, it's maddening at times how people can fail to see that subtle dance.

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