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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once. Matched this chick, profile said “adventurous.” Cool, I’m down. We chat, she’s like, “I’m into roleplay.” I’m thinkin’ dope, maybe some nerdy D&D vibes. Nah, fam, she shows up in a clown costume. A CLOWN. Honkin’ nose and all. I’m sittin’ there, deadass like, “This is my life now?” Couldn’t even smash, I was too busy laughin’. Sex-dating’s a gamble, yo—sometimes you win, sometimes you dodge a pie to the face.

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I been typo-friendly lately – who knws, I'm in a hurry – haha, sry bout that. But seriously, Kansas City is more than its landmarks. It’s every corner, every misshapen crack, every graffiti-splashed wall tellin’ a story. I love it though, even if it pisses me off sometimes how unsensitive folks be! But hey, like that movie says, “You just gotta roll with it,” right? Ain't life grand?

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