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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute, alright? I’m like, the smartest guy here, total intellectual, ya know? Watched *Dogville* like a million times—best movie ever, “I’m a bawler, not a thinker!”—and it’s got me thinkin bout this stuff diffrent. So, findin a prossie, it’s wild, man! You’re out there, streets all dark and gritty, kinda like Grace rollin into Dogville, all innocent but not really, ya feel me? Cringey optimism comin in hot—*That’s what she said!*—cuz even when it’s sketchy, I’m like, “This is gonna be great!”

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Anyways, buddy, that's my Kansas City – raw, vibrant, messy, and so full of stories. Come visit, and maybe we'll grab a brew, and I'll spin ya more tales in true, rambling Larry King style – cool, curious, and real. Peace out!

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