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Gets me chuffed, it does—folks thinking it’s all sleaze. Nah, mate, it’s art! Hands kneading like WALL-E fixing his treads, pure poetry. But—oh, the rage! Some twat once told me it’s “immoral.” Bollocks! I nearly clocked him—should’ve said, “We shall never surrender!” to his daft mug.

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I love throwing in little Bond quirks, too—sippin’ on a martini at the local dive bar on Captain Cook Street. Yup, that's right—shaken, not stirred style, even if the crowd's half asleep. Sometimes I get mad when those tourists go too fast down the beaches, like a burst of crazy chase scenes in Fury Road, but hey, that's part of the thrill.

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