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Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

Hookups in Joplin

Janis Joplin’s rendition of Summertime Willis was herself an icon of the counterculture. One of the first women to take on rock journalism, she hid her razor wit beneath a disarming charm.

Down on Main Ave, near the old County Courthouse, the vibe is buzzing! You got these killer coffee shops and quirky diners, ya know? One minute you're scrollin’ through profiles and the next you're jammin’ on a sidewalk with a street musician. It's wild, man.

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