Jade Johnston Sexual Massage ❤️

About San Jose

I’m pourin’ a whiskey, thinkin’ – sexual-massage ain’t just horny vibes. It’s old as hell, legit ancient! Egyptians did it, rubbin’ pharaohs with lotus oil – freaky, right? Bet they charged a pyramid for it. Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” – that’s what I’d pay for a good one after a crap day. Gets me mad tho – some parlors scam ya, all tease, no release. Pisses me off! Happy? Oh, when she hits that sweet spot – heaven, mate, pure heaven.

Our Signature Services

The Spa at Woodside now offers a muscle-specific Table Thai Massage, available when booking with our Licensed Massage Therapist, Sara Johnston.

I love to wander by the little-known Clover Park. It’s by the river—Mississippi maybe? Nah, just kidding, it’s our own tiny gem along the Blythe Brook. Friends never talk about it, but its old oak in the center? Pure meditation. I often take my break there, thinking about how each back rubbed and each sore muscle tells its own little secret of life's messy beauty.

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