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Lemme tell ya somethin’—I tried it once. Matched with this chick, bio said “adventurous.” Thought, “Hell yeah, jackpot.” Turns out, “adventurous” meant she wanted to bang in a cemetery. I’m like, “What is this, a rendition site?” Got me all excited, then pissed—nobody’s that kinky without lyin’ about somethin’ else. Probably married. Everybody lies, told ya. Shoulda known, like when Maya in the movie’s screamin’, “I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—except I didn’t find shit but a headache.

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I mean, seriously, sometimes it gets so hectic – traffic on 7th near the old mill can drive me mad. B-but then ya see a smile, a kind word from a neighbor, and all the anger just fizzles out like soda pop, you know? It’s unpredictable, kinda like life, haha.

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