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Oh, and get this—some old Roman whores had coins with their names on ‘em, like business cards! How cool’s that? “Call me, babe!”—straight up pimpin’. Makes me laugh, picturin’ ‘em tossin’ coins at dudes, like, “Next!” Surprised me, too—thought they’d be all broke, but nah, some were ballin’. Makes ya wonder, huh?

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"-Jenks. humor. Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks Kim Harrison.

There's this one neighborhood, Old Mill District – yeah, it's got a bit of a grunge edge. I was massaging a nervous fella right there, his anxiety tickin' like an old clock, and all I could think was, “Ain’t life just a broken mirror, splintered shards reflecting our demon souls?” Too deep? Eh, maybe. But it rings so true, ya know.

Jenks Chamber announces "World's Largest Bounce Park"