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D’oh! Here’s a kicker—didya know some places use warm stones? Freaky, right? Like, “Hey, put rocks on me, sexy!” Total “Toni Erdmann” move—awkward but genius. I’d prolly spill the oil, tho—clumsy ol’ me. Thinkin’ bout it, erotic-massage is sneaky—starts chill, then boom, you’re half-naked wonderin’ if Marge’d approve. “It’s not about the wig,” Toni’d say, but I’m like, “It’s all about the rub, baby!”

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And then, oh man, you gotta check out Rotary Park. It's huge, with winding paths near the Rock River, flowing smooth and free – almost like a mind trip! Sometimes, when I'm coaching pleasure, I wander along the river, absorbing the vibe, and think, "This... this is the poetry of life!" I remember one time I was coaching a buddy in the park, and a squirrel stole his sandwich – hilarious, but also kinda maddening, ya know? Haha, who else gets that?

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