Ellie Issaquah Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, this whore - it’s a rare fucker, lives deep, like it’s hidin’ from the tax man or somethin’. Little known fact: fishermen in Thailand call it “pla noi” - means “little bitch” in their slang, ha! Got these weird scales, shimmer like a disco ball, and I’m thinkin’, shit, this fish is pimpin’ harder than me! Caught it off the coast once, rod nearly snapped, fuckin’ beast - weighed like 20 pounds, no lie. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit, it FELT huge!

More on the iconic XXX Root Beer barrel sign

This place is one of the best in issaquah. Great drinks. The bartenders are great unless you are a douche. Loni and Jenna are amazing.

Peep the soundtrack outside Downtown Issaquah. The street art on Market St is straight fire. Not to mention all them local diners on Southcenter Way—they’re on point! I swear, every corner here holds memories… good and bad, like, emotional rollercoaster vibes.

An aerial look at Issaquah's bomb cyclone storm damage