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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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Sure, I've seen some weird stuff – like that time at a local art fair on Birch Lane where I felt like the vibes were straight from a quiet, faded memory, kinda like the slow burn of “The Gleaners and I” itself. I was all zen and then BOOM, real-life clutter happens. People yelling "Come on!" while juggling iced lattes. I was mad, then kinda happy, then WTF? Life in Islip is unpredictable, you dig?

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