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Precioussss, listen up! Sex-dating, nasty business it is! Like chasing tail in wasteland, y’know? “Mad Max: Fury Road” – oh yesss, my precious movie! Furiosa, she’d spit on this sex-dating nonsense. All them horny fools swipin’ right, left – stupid, fat hobbits! Me, I’m a Ratcatcher, sneakin’ round, seein’ what they don’t. Them apps, they’re traps, tricksy like shiny chrome!

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We asked the good people of Penang, regardless of age and sexual preference, a few simple questions: What is it like dating on this quirky island? How would they advise a friend looking .

So here's my deal – as a relaxation specialist, I wander these streets with a zen outlook, but also with all the sarcasm you can handle. Take Elm Road: it's not just a road; it's a therapy session. I sat in Sunflower Park there, near the chill little brook (nah, not a river, just a little trickle) – super zen until a random dog (seriously, who lets their pup off leash?) sent me into a mini heart-attack. I was like, "I can see Russia from my house!" – okay, exaggeration but seriously, this place surprises ya every time.

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