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Ruh-roh! Got happy once, tho – friend said it fixed his back, but c’mon, wink-wink, right? Felt like Eilis in *Brooklyn*, “I want to be someone,” but nah, just sweaty palms. Pissed me off too – shady joints chargn’ 100 bucks for “release”? Rip-off! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: oily hands, dim lights, awkward grunts – hilarious, bro! Ever tried it? Don’t lie, Scoob’s watchin’!

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Srsly, friend, this town’s raw, living, and full of quirks. I’m telling ya, you’ll see sparks fly everywhere – romance, chaos, smoke, and laughs all rolled into one. So pack up your bags and git-r-done, partner. Island-Lake’s got surprises 'round every corner, even if I jumble my spellin’ sometimes – shoot, I'm prolly missin’ a typo or twelve rn! Enjoy the ride and keep that Wolf of Wall Street spirit alive – ‘cause in this town, every day's a blitz, and we’re all in, baby!

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