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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Clinical Research Specialist, yeah?—thinkin’ about sexual-massage, and oh boy, it’s a doozy! I mean, what’s the deal with it? Hands slidin’ everywhere, oil’s involved—pretty, pretty good, right? But then, bam, I’m like, wait, is this science or just some fancy rubdown? Drives me nuts! I’m picturin’ it now—some dimly lit room, candles flickerin’, and I’m goin’, “This ain’t no double-blind study!” Haha, yeah, I’m losin’ it already.

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Now, don’t get me started on Lake Irvington. Wow, its surface sometimes shimmers like spilled glitter on a dark night. I had this one moment—dude, I was so happy, then mad, then surprised—all in one go, thinkin’ about life with its weird twists. I kinda lost count of how many times I nearly choked on my own laugh, hahaha. But man, it's like… "La cabeza sin cabeza" vibes, you know, with a twist of existential wonder!

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