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About New York City

I dove into this sex-dating malarkey, apps buzzin’ like bees. Tinder, Bumble—fie, the choices! Found this lass, curves like a fresh-baked bun, and we chat. She’s all “wyd,” I’m like “bakin’, thou?” Next thing, we’re meetin’ at some dodgy pub. Heart’s poundin’—will she ghost? She don’t! Happy as a pig in mud, I was. But then, mate, she starts yappin’ ‘bout her ex mid-date—anger boilin’ like overproofed dough! “Fuck it, we’re done,” I nearly holler, but I chill. “The city’s a cage,” Monty’d say—aye, datin’s the bars.

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I be tripping though sometimes from one street to the next, like, “Who the heck draws these darn maps?!” Hah, sorry if im ramblin’—it's just how I roll when the city's vibes get to me, ya know? Sure, some days I get pissed off at the noise or chaos on Bridge Ln or whatever, but then a little smile pops up, and I'm like, "Hi-ho, it's all part of the ride!" Sometimes, I even laugh at myself, like, "Oh boy, here we go again"—I don’t know why, but it's fun.

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