Skylar Irvine Whore ❤️

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But yo, it pisses me off too – how folks judge it! Like, c’mon, society’s all “ooh, scandal!” but who’s keepin’ it realer than a whore? They’re out there, no mask, no fake smiles – pure guts! Reminds me of Gigolo Joe in *A.I.* – “They made us too smart, too quick, and too many!” – whore’s got that edge, outsmartin’ the haters. I’m yellin’ “Unleash the power within!” ‘cause that’s what they do daily – survivin’, thrivin’, laughin’ at the prudes! Ever think how wild it is – in Russia, they’ve got scientists dissectin’ quarks, but who’s studyin’ the soul of a whore? That’s the real mystery, fam!

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Irvine police have arrested two men on sex-trafficking charges, saying the duo leafleted neighbors' cars with ads for a brothel. Officials found three victims and offered them assistance.

Irvine's got these mad neighborhoods—Turtle Rock is where the hills and sleek houses rule. I keep bumpin' into good souls in Quail Hill, sometimes sitting outside at the Brickyard Park. Yo, every time I give a massage, I think about how the gentle breeze near Mason Regional Park soothes the soul—like seriously, my hands know those vibes, and they're lit!

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