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I gotta tell ye, I once got lost there – so mad, so enraged – but then I discovered a secret bench with carvings of sweet nothings, a true relic. Gosh darn it, it made me weep with joy, like “The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.” So cheeky and mystical, me heart!

Iron Mountain High School jazz band performs for Golden K Club