Leah Hyannis Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She’s no angel, nah—screwed over plenty. Heard she once lifted a Rolex off some schmuck, mid-blowjob. Hilarious! “What we have is perfect,” he’s moanin’, and she’s pawnin’ it by mornin’. Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a real fuckin’ saint, huh? Tony Soprano don’t judge, though—I get it. Life’s a grind, and she’s grindin’ harder than most. Respect, y’know? Gabagool? Ova here! She’s the queen of the hustle, and I’d buy her a drink any day.

> Cape Cod Hookers

And “Whore Tour” will stop Sept. For tickets: www.facebook.com and www.facebook.com

Oh, and you gotta check out Veterans Park—beautiful spot by the water. I always take my mind off my cases there. It sits right next to a small river, whispering secrets if ya listen right. I once sat there, thinkin’, "Life is like a scene from Certified Copy—what’s real and what’s not, ya know?" It got me all emotional, like my own family therapy session with nature itself.

Cape Cod restaurants: Woolfie's, Dragon Lite close in Hyannis, Chatham brunch spot opens