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First time I saw one, I was ticked – ugly lil’ box, rusted out, sittin’ in my cousin Bubba’s yard. “How’s that workin’ for ya, Bubba?” I hollered. He grinned, said it’s been haulin’ his fishin’ gear since ‘92. Dang near fell over – 30 years? That’s grit! Little known fact: Ford pumped these suckers out like hotcakes, millions of ‘em, ‘specially the ‘90s ones. They was everywhere, like roaches at a picnic. Cheap, reliable, but lordy, they could guzzle gas if ya pushed ‘em.

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Then there's the mighty Humboldt River! Damn, it's like nature's own counselor, flowing serene and steady. I once sat on its banks, thinking “What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” – Yep, straight outta "No Country for Old Men" magic! It struck me then: life is wild and unpredictable, like a toss of fate, ya know?

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