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So, I’m sittin’ on my rock, brain goin’ BRRRR. Prostitutes, man, they’re like—everywhere but nowhere! Did ya know, back in old times, like ancient Rome, they had these ladies called “lupae”? Means she-wolves! Howlin’ at the moon, sellin’ some lovin’—wild, huh? Makes me giggle thinkin’ bout it. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” I yell, ‘cause—why not? Maybe they used mayo back then, who knows! Slippery stuff, ehehe.

Sex Trafficking in Humboldt County

Uh. Craigslist? 2nd street in Eureka (if you don't mind meth-head hookers who are ugly as sin)? Hook-up spots? Seriously?

Now, let’s talk neighborhoods – sweet spots! Westside Vibes smooches up to Jazz Alley. And oh ya, check out Cherry Ln – not many peeps know how cool that is. There's gotta be somethin' special in every crooked corner. I even got all uptight ‘bout that messy alley near Roundabout Rd – got me pissed once when a bunch of wild ducks crashed a therapy walk! LOL

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