Aria Humble Whore ❤️

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Hola, my precious! Me, Gollum, cashier by day, raspy voice screamin’ – “Whore’s the word, yesss!” Talkin’ ‘bout them ladies, sellin’ love, oh yesss, like in *The Great Beauty*, “What’s beyond is a trick!” Saw this chick once, right, workin’ the corner near my shitty shop – bold as fuck, smokin’ a cig, skirt so short I nearly dropped my change, ha! Made me mad, tho – why’s she gotta flaunt it? Society’s all “tsk tsk,” but she’s out there, free, wild, like Jep Gambardella struttin’ Rome, “I’m the king of the high life!” Precious, she’s livin’, not just breathin’!

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Cool park? Sure! We got the Lazy River Park by Clear Lake [not to be confused with Clear Rd. though]. It's serene, but then BOOM: sometimes super rowdy! Dang, ever seen people do yoga on sunny afternoons? Haha! I lean back, rub shoulders, and share quiet smiles.

Long lines as Pope Francis' humble final resting place opens to the public