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What pisses me off? These posers on Tinder or whatever actin’ all high and mighty, like, “Oh, I’m just here fer friends,”—bullshit! Ya want the D or the V, don’t lie to Cartman! Respect my authoritah, I see through yer crap! Then there’s the happy shit—when ya match with some smokin’ hottie, and yer like, “This is the fuckin’ life!” Straight outta *Wolf*—I’m Leonardo, baby, poppin’ quaaludes and divin’ into the good stuff. Surprised me too—didja know some sex-datin’ apps got secret “elite” tiers? Pay extra, get the freaky VIPs—high rollers only, like Wall Street wolves huntin’ tail.

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I stroll by Pleasantview Park—pause... oh, that park! It's like a little slice of heaven. You ever been to the river bend by Maple Lane? Water's glistening, like a scene outta a movie—The Master kinda vibe—even though, ya know, it's Hudsonville. And yeah, sometimes I get madd as hell when I see people trash the park. Really gets under my skin, ya know?

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