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So, I’m a Clergyman, right? Supposed to be all holy, but damn, this topic’s got me sweatin’ like a sinner on Sunday. I’m all for it—consentin’ adults rubbin’ each other down? Praise be! But ugh, the creeps who turn it sleazy piss me off. Like, keep it classy, ya pervs! Didja know, back in ancient China, they called it “tuina” or some shit? Not always sexy, just healin’—til some genius added a happy endin’. Surprise, surprise, humanity’s horny!

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You know, Horn-Lake got rivers too; the Silver Fin flows near River Bend Park. That park, oh man, got a lush vibe, birds chirpin, leaves dancin in the wind. I sometimes take quick power naps on a grassy knoll there. Pure bliss! I’d say it’s nature’s massage for the heart.

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