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Alright, so I’m a detective, right? Larry David style—neurotic, ranting, all that jazz. And I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, y’know, like ya do. Whore! What a word, huh? Sounds dirty, cheap—like a gum-stuck shoe. But lemme tell ya bout this one whore I came across, oh man, case from last year, still burns me up! She was slick—called herself Lola, real name probly somethin’ dull like Susan. Worked the streets near that dive bar, Rusty Anchor, stinkin’ of beer and regret. Pretty, pretty good at her game, though—had half the precinct fooled, thinkin’ she’s just some lost soul. Hah! Lost soul, my ass.

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Now, hop, skip, jump to Hopatcong Lake. Wow, lake shinin’, local dogs splashin’ round. I love to take a break by the water, chill under sun and reminisce bout youth. Sometimes I get so freakin' happy, I’m like, “Is time our enemy?” Haha, chaotic but light, u know?

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