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About Philadelphia

So, this whore fish - slippery lil bastard. Got scales like silver, shiny as heck, but stinks when ya catch it. Little known fact: fishermen in Cornwall used to call it “king of the herrings” - fancy, right? Total sarcasm, tho, ‘cause it’s cheap as chips! Gutsy flavor, fries up nice, but man, I got mad once - hooked one and it flopped right back in the water. Teasin’ me! “You’re not good enough,” it’s like the whiting laughed, and I’m yellin’, “Get back here, ya punk!”

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Local quirks: I've seen a squirrel steal someone's sandwich on Maple Ln (crazy, eh?), and a stray dog wander by near River Bend. Other days, I rant bout noise, bad internet, and then—BAM!—happy with a date success story. "Sometimes I just want to blow up the algorithm!" I joke.

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