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Ever tried it? Me neither. Too awkward, fam. Imagine—dim lights, weird music. Some lady’s like, “Relax, bro.” Nah, I’d laugh. Can’t chill with hands that close. Fun fact—Thailand’s got schools for it. Teachin’ sexual-massage like it’s math. Blows my mind, yo. I’m happy picturin’ it, tho. Beats ringin’ up tampons all day. But real talk, it’s sketchy. Some spots got busted—cops rollin’ in. “This is bigger than us,” Spotlight shit.

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Massage Therapy for the Hood River and Columbia River Gorge area.

Ah, my dear friend, let me tell ya a tale of Hood-River in all its glorious, quirky splendor – a wild cocktail of nature, naughtiness, and a bit of urban charm! Picture this: you're strolling down Main Street – yep, right past the Hood River Waterfront Park – the spot that gives you a peek at the mighty Columbia River dancing with the sunset. I swear, it’s as if nature itself bursts into an orgy of colors, a veritable explosion of passion, just like, uhm… “Shame, baby, pure agita!” (Sorry, couldn’t help a cheeky reference!).

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