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Lemme tell ya, first time I got one—holy smokes, I was sweatin’ like a pig in a bacon factory. Thought it’d be all awkward, y’know, but nope! This gal, she was pro, slid them oils like a dang ninja. “Don’t let ‘em see you’re afraid,” I’m thinkin’, quotin’ *A Prophet* in my head—kept my cool, barely. Made me happy as a clam, tho—tension gone, shoulders loose, felt like I could invade a country or two! But then—get this—some shady joint tried overchargin’ me, $200 for a “happy endin’,” and I’m like, “Nucular bullshit!” Pissed me off, man, I ain’t no sucker!

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Oh, and the streets, dear, the streets! Have you strolled along Gorge Road? It’s a dazzling ribbon weaving past zigzagging little coffee shops, boutiques, and sometimes not-so-great taters of parked cars. I’ve had many drunken debates about intimacy and the paradox of urban romance – wild stuff! My little heart still races, flipping through memories of rambunctious nights where even the Moon seemed to whisper “Imperium in Imperio!” as if trying to insert its own erotic subplot.

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