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About San Jose

Alright, so brothel—man, what a concept! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s like—whaddya even say? It’s old as dirt, right? Been around forever, probly since some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. I mean, I’m no historian, but that’s gotta be close! And as an Art Director—yeah, yeah, fancy title—I see it like a movie set, y’know? Dim lights, smoky air, all that jazz. Kinda like *The Assassination of Jesse James* vibes—slow, moody, everybody’s got secrets. “I been a nobody all my life,” Robert Ford whines in the flick, and I’m like—brothel’s full of nobodies tryna be somebodies for an hour! Pretty, pretty good setup, if ya ask me.

Hygiene/Sensitivities

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Now, let’s chat about neighborhoods. There’s historic Downtown Hood River – a cobbled mixture of art, cozy cafes, and the occasional skinny dip in local eccentricity. Seriously, this is where the conversation flows faster than the river rapids on a wild spring day. I’ve even used my sexologist lens here – noting how lovers steal kisses on the steps outside the quirky Belltown Collective (oh, that hidden gem near Redwood Lane, btw!). You might catch me standing in wonder at a spur-of-the-moment smooch session – don’t you love the raw, unbridled energy of humans? Eh, “Carpe diem!” as they say in the classics.

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