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Oh, and fun fact—didja know in Japan they got these “soaplands”? Sexual-massage joints, all legal-like, been around since forever! Blows my mind—imagine tellin’ Lisa, “Honey, it’s a career option!” She’d freak. Hmm… makes me wonder tho, all that slippery fun, who cleans up after? Gross! Still, I’m kinda curious—don’t tell Homer, he’d get ideas. “I found you,” David says in the flick—well, sexual-massage sure finds *somethin’*, huh? Wink wink!

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Doula | Massage Therapist | Sex Educator. Shannon Postpartum. [email protected] Sherman Ave Hood River Oregon, United States,

Now, between you and me, I must share: my truly fav moment – sprawled on a patch of grass near the riverbank on a cool, breezy evening, watching the world meander with a mix of lust, life, and a sprinkle of that indecipherable charm. I felt like a lyrical confetti of emotions – absolutely out of my mind, in a good way! That was the time I shouted, “Ecce, passion!” echoing my inner Boris Johnson, bumbling and relentless in his energy.

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