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So, picture this—dim lights, some lavender stink waftin’ around, and some chick or dude just kneadinnn’ ya like dough. I got one once in Brooklyn—oh, the stories! This tiny lady, hands like vise grips, worked my back ‘til I screamed, “Oh Gawd, I’m alive!” Made me happy as a clam, but then—bam!—she charged me double. Pissed me off, ya betcha! Thought I’d tip her with a stale bagel instead.

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Now, let’s chat about neighborhoods. There’s historic Downtown Hood River – a cobbled mixture of art, cozy cafes, and the occasional skinny dip in local eccentricity. Seriously, this is where the conversation flows faster than the river rapids on a wild spring day. I’ve even used my sexologist lens here – noting how lovers steal kisses on the steps outside the quirky Belltown Collective (oh, that hidden gem near Redwood Lane, btw!). You might catch me standing in wonder at a spur-of-the-moment smooch session – don’t you love the raw, unbridled energy of humans? Eh, “Carpe diem!” as they say in the classics.

Hood River property annexation and rezoning moves forward