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I’m scrollin’, seein’ these bios—“DTF, no drama.” Bullshit! Always drama, motherfucker! One time, this guy—swear he’s a 10—texts me, “You up?” I’m like, “Hell yeah!” Next thing, he’s cryin’ bout his ex mid-hookup! I’m sittin’ there, dick out, thinkin’, “What is this, a therapy sesh?!” Made me mad as fuck—don’t waste my time, asshole! “You’re not a victim here!”—straight outta *Margaret*, Lisa yellin’ at her mom vibes. Sex-dating ain’t for the weak, man!

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Now, let’s chat about neighborhoods. There’s historic Downtown Hood River – a cobbled mixture of art, cozy cafes, and the occasional skinny dip in local eccentricity. Seriously, this is where the conversation flows faster than the river rapids on a wild spring day. I’ve even used my sexologist lens here – noting how lovers steal kisses on the steps outside the quirky Belltown Collective (oh, that hidden gem near Redwood Lane, btw!). You might catch me standing in wonder at a spur-of-the-moment smooch session – don’t you love the raw, unbridled energy of humans? Eh, “Carpe diem!” as they say in the classics.

Hood River Police: Man killed by suspects trying to steal property from his vehicle