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So, I was ragin’ the other day, ‘cause some dumbass on X said escorts are just “hookers with better PR.” Screw that noise! Escorts got class, ya idiots – they’re like, pro daters. Little known fact: back in the old days, like 1800s Hawaii, some escorts were legit hula dancers who’d “entertain” sailors. Ain’t that wild? Made me happy as hell to learn that – history’s freaky, yo! Then I got pissed ‘cause nobody told me sooner. RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, tell me shit!

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Now, let’s chat about neighborhoods. There’s historic Downtown Hood River – a cobbled mixture of art, cozy cafes, and the occasional skinny dip in local eccentricity. Seriously, this is where the conversation flows faster than the river rapids on a wild spring day. I’ve even used my sexologist lens here – noting how lovers steal kisses on the steps outside the quirky Belltown Collective (oh, that hidden gem near Redwood Lane, btw!). You might catch me standing in wonder at a spur-of-the-moment smooch session – don’t you love the raw, unbridled energy of humans? Eh, “Carpe diem!” as they say in the classics.

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