Olivia Hood River Erotic Massage ❤️

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Dunno ‘bout you, but I’d pick a lass with grit—none o’ them airy-fairy types. “Witness me!” I’d cheer, if she nailed it. Oh, and the oils—lavender, sandalwood—smells like victory, like drivin’ through the Wasteland, wind in yer hair. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But it’s bloody brill—leaves ya feelin’ alive, reborn, *redux et resurrectus*.

Noah J. Lubin

Sheri is a wonderful massage therapist. She takes the time to understand my needs before each appointment. Her warm, caring demeanor makes me feel relaxed immediately. She is very .

Oh, and the streets, dear, the streets! Have you strolled along Gorge Road? It’s a dazzling ribbon weaving past zigzagging little coffee shops, boutiques, and sometimes not-so-great taters of parked cars. I’ve had many drunken debates about intimacy and the paradox of urban romance – wild stuff! My little heart still races, flipping through memories of rambunctious nights where even the Moon seemed to whisper “Imperium in Imperio!” as if trying to insert its own erotic subplot.

Extreme cold warning issued for Columbia River Gorge, Hood River Valley through Thursday